leaveoutalltherest | SGA 4x05 Travelers, Kym style (Reply)

Dear John, you should have fixed that radiation thing before giving up the ship.

Ha. Rodney didn't give up looking for John. He's such a mook.

Seriously, I like all girls who can kick John's ass. I mean, you think he would have ducked after the first two hits.

Also, STEAL THE GUN, JOHN. STEAL THE GUN.

Oops, wraith. John has a fatal attraction with them.

Damn, that ship blows up pretty.

Well, he's picked up a few things from Rodney and can fix the ship. And hee, he locked her up again.

You know, I'm waiting to find out she's Ronon's ex wife or something. Or an ex-girlfriend.

She REALLY doesn't like Sheppard. Dammit, he should just sleep with her. Five hours will go by really quickly.

WRAITH! RUN, BITCH, RUN! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING THERE????

HA! Sheppard got his gun. You know he ain't giving that back.

7 Minutes in Heaven anyone? Or Hell in Sheppard's case.

Holy shit, everyone agreed with Ronon!

Damn, she agreed to be bait! I really like her now.

HAHAHAHAHA Shoot too early. He doesn't like her at all now. So much for the honeymoon.

She's dead. That honeymoon is TOTALLY not happening now.

Dammit. She's back. Fucking hell. I hate it when that shit happens. Except when it happens to John.

John has a stunner now too! Also, no sweeping the chick off her feet while there's still a FUCKING WRAITH ON YOUR SHIP. Dammit, John, your IQ PLUMMENTS TO THE LEVEL OF SUICIDAL SQUIRRELS without Rodney around.

Yep. Suicidal squirrel. Foamy would be so disappointed.

Phenomonally stupid, Sheppard. Rodney is going to have blackmail fodder for-fucking-EVER.

You're still not getting in her pants, John. Stop being so damn nice. And at least they left him behind. THIS TIME, DUMBASS.

NO BAITING RODNEY LIKE THAT. And Teyla, that eyeroll was pure 'Fucking dumbass boys'.

Rodney is so going to go hunt down the hot alien chick. And she'll keep him, because he's a genius.