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Me (to mom): What are you doing?
Mom: Figuring out the calorie count for dinner tomorrow. I'm sticking to a 1500 calorie diet.
Me: I had about 1500 calories yesterday. Of course, 900 of it was from that bag of marshmallows I ate at work last night.
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