Con Report!

Mother Nature is a cheap, low-life bitch.

Mapquest is a sleazy crackwhore.

My car is a fucking cunt.

Otherwise, everything else was fun. Pictures to come.

Woohoo!

How long would you last in a zombie movie by zombi357
Username
Weapon of choice
Friend who turned that you had to kill	crantz
Chance you will survive: 80%
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