Fun with Di!

Di (calling from work): Blah blah blah Boss blah blah blah papers blah blah....KYM!

Me: What?

Di: You're not even listening to me. What are you doing?

Me: Downloading porn.

Di: Downloading... *sighs* Why can't you go rent it from the video store like normal people.

Me: People deprived of internet access rent it. Normal people download it.

*falls over and dies laughing, leaving a piss filled corpse*

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