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I got a package in the mail today. A pretty little vial of 'Lovitar', sent to me by alryssa. It smells so niiiiiiiiiiice on me. *hugs it and hides it in the casket with the mini living dead dolls*

Also, a puzzle. Who told her I like puzzles? Pretty puzzle. I whill have to glue it together later.

*heads off for a nap before work*

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Apparently, my cheery outlook on life has startled the neighbors

Me: *watches the news about the the earthquake and shocks in China* Ladies and Gentlemen, guess what? We fucked up and now Earth is falling apart!

Neighbors: *were sitting on the front porch, whisper* What the fuck? *quickly go into the house*