I just had to apologize to my brother.

This morning, Desi and Skyler were sitting on my bed, watching cartoons, while we waited for their dad to get back from taking my mom to work.

Skyler: *playing with Mia's bear* Isn't it supposed to squeak?
Me: Yeah, but I killed the squeaker.
Skyler: Why did you do that?
Me: Because otherwise Mia will rip its head off.
Desi: That's okay. Teddy Bear doesn't need his head.
Me: *facepalm*