*facepalms*
Sep. 18th, 2009 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leaveoutalltherestSPN Crack ahead.
No, really, really, REALLY bad crack.
Dean: So why me? Why am I Michael's sword.
Castiel: Well...
Sam: Tell us!
Castiel: There was a poker game, your ass was on the line and Michael won. It's the only way he can get in your pants since he really doesn't like wearing chicks.
Sam: Sadly... that's still better than dealing with fangirls.
Dean: How is this better than that, Sammy?
Sam: It's a lot better than being felt up and groped by strange girls who are writing porn about you on the internet.
Dean: Yes, because being used by some pervert angel, who is probably just going to stand in the shower and... and... do that, is better than girls who want to rock your world.
Sam: You do that everyday anyway! I hear you, Dean. Hell, the people in the rooms next door hear you.
Dean: That's a normal human function! With the angel inside me... that's a violation. He'll be violating me, Sammy!
Castiel: *wanders off as the argument continues, shaking his head sadly* The world is screwed.
Told you, crack.
No, really, really, REALLY bad crack.
Dean: So why me? Why am I Michael's sword.
Castiel: Well...
Sam: Tell us!
Castiel: There was a poker game, your ass was on the line and Michael won. It's the only way he can get in your pants since he really doesn't like wearing chicks.
Sam: Sadly... that's still better than dealing with fangirls.
Dean: How is this better than that, Sammy?
Sam: It's a lot better than being felt up and groped by strange girls who are writing porn about you on the internet.
Dean: Yes, because being used by some pervert angel, who is probably just going to stand in the shower and... and... do that, is better than girls who want to rock your world.
Sam: You do that everyday anyway! I hear you, Dean. Hell, the people in the rooms next door hear you.
Dean: That's a normal human function! With the angel inside me... that's a violation. He'll be violating me, Sammy!
Castiel: *wanders off as the argument continues, shaking his head sadly* The world is screwed.
Told you, crack.