First off,

[leaveoutalltherest]

Happy Thanksgiving to the Americans. Happy Thursday to the rest of the world. *g*

Second, a quiz. *eg*

Your Dirty Little Mind!

Be careful with these questions!

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often
blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t,
one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
can't get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?



Answers:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)


So, how many did you get right?

Going to bed now, have to work tonight.

Comments

[hex-16.livejournal.com]

I got 3 of them. Except that I didn't specify the brand of candy bar on #8. The ones I got right were 1, 7, and 8.