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[leaveoutalltherest]

I give up and I'm going to bed before the evil bitch that is Illusion starts her nightly ritual of knocking everything over and constantly waking me up. (Seriously. Chasing lizards across the windows, batting at HERSELF in the mirror on the dresser, knocking stuff off the table and dresser, scratching at the door until I let her either in or out.) I get woke up at least eight times a night.

Since, you know, since I can't afford to get her tranqs so that I can sleep.