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*singing* I don't wanna grow up, I'm a S & M kid, *stops singing*

Humans suck. Not you guys. OtherHumans.

I need a rubber stamp that says "I'm an OtherHuman. I suck." so I can go around stamping them on the head with permanent ink.

'cause a stamp is a lot quicker than using a tattoo gun.

*sings some more* With whips and chains and bondage games... *wanders out*

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http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?id=1344

Oh dear. Excuse me while I die laughing. Again. and again. and again. and again.

"Well, if you will excuse us, we're off to beat a couple of bludgers"

"Ah, going to play some quidditch?"

"No."