QUIZ TIME:

I need something to distract me. Here's a quiz for you.

Your Dirty Little Mind!

Be careful with these questions!

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often
blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t,
one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you
can't get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl
fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than
on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?

( Answers behind the cut. )

So, how many did you get right?

It's been a bad few days offline.

Yesterday, this happened.

Today, I called my father to have him let my grandmother know to get my one uncle's cat checked. He blew me off by saying that the cats were in different parts of the house, that my uncle's cat never left his apartment and Mayhem was in my grandmother's part of the house or outside. I wasn't going to get into it with him (even though Mayhem completely TRASHED my uncle's friend's cat, and that cat spent the next few month's in my uncle's apartment with his cat), and changed the conversation.

Then he really started in. First, it was about the weather. About how I wasn't going to be able to handle the heat and while I was fine now, it was going to be too hot and I would have problems with my lungs and asthma. Second, he started in on the jobs I was applying for. Either I wasn't qualified, I was too qualified, the job was too difficult, it wasn't going to pay enough for me to support myself... basically, I could tell him I applied at fucking MCDONALD'S and he would tell me I wouldn't get hired.

I know what it is. His fucking need to control everything and be right. This is his way of trying to make sure I doubt myself and fail and have to call him to help me get back to Nebraska so that he can say 'I told you so' and be right that I wouldn't make it here.

Fuck him. I love him, but I don't think I'll be speaking with him for a very long time.

Later this next week, when I know my grandmother is home, I'll call her about my uncle's cat.

Crack Moments

( Tweets for the Day )

The days get worse

Today, I called my father to have him let my grandmother know to get my one uncle's cat checked. He blew me off by saying that the cats were in different parts of the house, that my uncle's cat never left his apartment and Mayhem was in my grandmother's part of the house or outside. I wasn't going to get into it with him (even though Mayhem completely TRASHED my uncle's friend's cat, and that cat spent the next few month's in my uncle's apartment with his cat), and changed the conversation.

Then he really started in. First, it was about the weather. About how I wasn't going to be able to handle the heat and while I was fine now, it was going to be too hot and I would have problems with my lungs and asthma. Second, he started in on the jobs I was applying for. Either I wasn't qualified, I was too qualified, the job was too difficult, it wasn't going to pay enough for me to support myself... basically, I could tell him I applied at fucking MCDONALD'S and he would tell me I wouldn't get hired.

I know what it is. His fucking need to control everything and be right. This is his way of trying to make sure I doubt myself and fail and have to call him to help me get back to Nebraska so that he can say 'I told you so' and be right that I wouldn't make it here.

Fuck him. I love him, but I don't think I'll be speaking with him for a very long time.

Later this next week, when I know my grandmother is home, I'll call her about my uncle's cat.