I have an idea!

[leaveoutalltherest]

For a reality show! To show in the now open Thursday night 'Friends' slot.

It starts off with Elijah Wood being kidnapped and dumped in a paradise oasis in the middle of the Sahara.

Next, we gather up thousands of screaming fan poodles, and send them to strategically placed camps all around the edge of the desert.

Then we tell them that the first one to the oasis gets a dream date....no make that gets to MARRY Mr. Wood.

And then we send them off with minimal survival equipment, a handheld camera with several batteries and tapes, and NO MAP!

Except Crystal Gamgee....she gets a map that leads straight into a large quicksand pit.

Comments

[icewing.livejournal.com]

And then the surprise twist of the reality show (that won't really be a surprise, cause anyone with eyes can tell, except fangirls, evidently) is that he's a HOMO!!! He's gayer than I am!

Nice idea

[keleos.livejournal.com]

We get entertainment and the probable extermination of many annoying... what was the term you used? fan poodles?... at the same time. Very efficient, KC. :)

LMAO

[krzykat.livejournal.com]

Now that's a reality show I would enjoy watching. :)