Because Timey did it.

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I'm the U.S. Navy!
Take Which Branch of the U.S. Military Are You? today!
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Hooya Navy! Just don't drop the soap!

I'm the U.S. Air Force!
Take Which Branch of the U.S. Military Are You? today!
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Haha, you're in the Chair Force! Do they even have a war cry? Something like "get me more donuts?"