MY ULTIMATES ANNUAL RECAP!

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Rogue: *Steals big ass red diamond gem thing!*

Gambit: *Takes BARDGT and THROWS it at Cain!*

Cain: *Catches BARDGT!* WHEEE! Lookit me! I'm big!

Gambit&Rogue: Oh fuck.

Gambit: *Throws his cards at steel building type thing!*

Steel Building type thing: *FALLS! On Gambit and Cain!*

Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cain: \*/ WHEEEE! I live!

Gambit: Non! I die!

Rogue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gambit: Look! Magic is real! KISS ME!

Rogue: *sux out Gambit's soul with the Kiss of Death!*

Kitana: *SUES THE FUCK OUTTA ROGUE* FATALITY!

Gambit: *DIES*

Cain: ...uh, can we have sex now?

Rogue: *RUNS AWAY!* Bye Mon Ami!

Bobby: *confused and making ice Real Dolls!*

Rogue: *calls, does not know this squick* -cliched goodbye-

THE END!