One day a father gave his son a duck for his 15th birthday. His father said, "son, go into the city and see what you can get for this duck." The boy said, "okay" and went out. The first person he met up with was a hooker. She said to him, "I'll have sex with you if you give me the duck" and so he agrees, thinking it's a good deal. Afterwards, she thought it was so great, she wanted to screw him again. So she says, "I'll give you your duck back if you have sex with me again." and he agrees again, thinking it's a good deal. So the kid heads for home. On the way, a truck runs over his duck, killing it instantly. the driver felt so bad, he kept apologizing and he also gave the boy $2 for the duck. The boy thought it was a good deal and headed home again. Once he got home, his father asked him, "what did you get for your duck?" And the boy replied, "Well, dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and $2 for a fucked up duck."
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Date: 2002-03-31 05:24 pm (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2002-03-31 11:18 pm (UTC)As always, unable to resist a pun
Re: As always, unable to resist a pun
Date: 2002-04-01 08:04 am (UTC)Cheap thrills
Date: 2002-04-01 04:23 pm (UTC)One day a father gave his son a duck for his 15th birthday. His father said, "son, go into the city and see what you can get for this duck." The boy said, "okay" and went out. The first person he met up with was a hooker. She said to him, "I'll have sex with you if you give me the duck" and so he agrees, thinking it's a good deal. Afterwards, she thought it was so great, she wanted to screw him again. So she says, "I'll give you your duck back if you have sex with me again." and he agrees again, thinking it's a good deal. So the kid heads for home. On the way, a truck runs over his duck, killing it instantly. the driver felt so bad, he kept apologizing and he also gave the boy $2 for the duck. The boy thought it was a good deal and headed home again. Once he got home, his father asked him, "what did you get for your duck?" And the boy replied, "Well, dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and $2 for a fucked up duck."
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Date: 2002-04-01 05:56 pm (UTC)Re: Cheap thrills
Date: 2002-04-01 06:12 pm (UTC)