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[leaveoutalltherest]

I bought the new LKH book, 'The Harlequin'.



Two sex scenes Three sex scenes, I forgot the nearly dead sex with Bella Morte. All three near the center of the book.

There was fucking PLOT from page one.

Anita admits she's a whore and a succubus. Mostly a whore.

NATHANIEL HAS A BACKBONE. Apparently therapy is working for him.

The shit with Richard is finally over. Therapy worked for him too.

Edward kicked ass, if he was a bit... off. I'll accept the explanation of the family being the reason. THIS TIME.

They say Anita is a form of Panwere who can't shit. I hope the tigress and lioness tear the shit out of her. (Yes, both. Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Wolf and something else.)

WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK WAS JASON??? Seriously, two sentences in the first half to mention he's dating a fucking MERMAID, and then a whole PARAGRAPH AND A HALF in the center. That was it. Asher was barely there either. WTF???

Wait, they were off together, making plans to runaway together.

Also, new OTP. Nathaniel/Byron. I could live happily with that.



*stamps 'Property of Kym' on Jason's ass* Y'know. Since SHE doesn't want him.

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[dkphoenix.livejournal.com]

Plot? No way. :-P I can't believe it until I see it. (Already saw the Belle Morte sequence in tha back of the Danse Macabre paperback.)

I wonder whatever happened to the novella that was supposed to be in the works where Chez Anita invades Jason's family for Thanksgiving? That sounded interesting... as long as nobody loses any fingers.

[snapples-apples.livejournal.com]

...you're making me want to go get it and read it now.

Zane: Ooo a paragraph and a sentence? Am I even IN the book?

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Jason: Not a fucking word. Cherry gets paragraphs at a time.

[snapples-apples.livejournal.com]

Zane: ;_______;