Crack Moments

[leaveoutalltherest]

• 13:17 Dear Overly Paranoid Family: My mother is 49, not 15. She doesn't need your permission to stay out all night with her date. #
• 19:31 Is it sad that I can't wait for this movie? tinyurl.com/lv5wcl (Warning, if Depp as Willy Wonka visually frightened you, don't click) #

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