*giggles forever*

"And the other day, I met this man. A nice guy, you know. And we had a really good chat, sort of like this. And I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?"



(Yes, I know the irony of using this icon with this quote. :D )

*dies laughing at the newscaster*

RE: Very confusing clusterfuck involving a local school district.

"As we said before, if you're not confused, you're not paying attention."