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First, let me scream in rage at the opening scene.

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS*

Now, on to business.

John, could you look any less thrilled about what Rodney is going to do with that little black box? No, really, could you? Why don't you just throw yourself on the floor and have a tantrum, it would be better.

Ronon, getting injured is not a way to court a doctor.

Awww, Rodney, you're so cute when you babble like that. One second while I SMACK YOU STUPIDER, and then you can babble more. Never propose to a girl just because your sister tells you too. It never works out well.

Wheeeeeeee, quarantine! Bottle eps can be fun!

Man, Teyla got huge, fast.

Everyone is calling for Rodney, and they get no answer. How funny is that.

Radek and Sam are fun. I like the interaction between them. Not really liking the interaction between Rodney and Katie. I LIKE Katie, I do, I just don't like the interaction with Rodney. ...I could see her with Radek though!

Yeah, Jennifer, tell Ronon what to do.

Heehee, poor John. "It's just that everytime one of these things happens in the movies, the pregnant woman always goes into labor." Don't piss your pants, John. Which he will probably do if she pops.

Awww, Radek's pidgeon! You can just tell that Sam can't understand that.

John is such a cute mother hen. :D And the family bit is so damn cute. He would so be the first one to claim Teyla's boy if something happened.

Sam-Radek mindmeld!!

Hahaha. "They better be."

Ronon broke Jennifer's stuff! And tore his stitches. He liiiiiiiiiiikes her. Jennifer, his ideas are MUCHMUCH more carnal than yours. :D

...man, break up speech coming. I can see it! Or she'll end up wanting to 'fix' him.

Uh-oh. Radek noticed that Rodney has been off his game. Also, Radek, honey, you're dealing with Samantha 'I blew up a fucking sun after building the naquadah generators' Carter. She'll make that tablet do backflips while singing the Canadian National Anthem.

Rodney is freaking out.

JOHN TO THE RESCUE!!! Aw, he remembered Rodney's password. 16431879196842. John, you just proved that you're just as big of a geek as Rodney.

Radek, stop getting obsessed with smart, beautiful leaders of Atlantis. He just got the shock of his life. And fried the tablet. Ooops.

Great going, Rodney. Why didn't you just include a giant red target that automatically ended up painted on the city as well. Speaking of, she's... really fixated on that cactus. That very, phallic looking cactus.

Jennifer and Ronon are so damn cute. And she worries just like Carson did! Only, cuter. Ronon, just make a move already! Oh, geez, the 'heartbreaking story moment'. Ronon, you have a thing for cute, blonde doctors.

Aw, John is bonding with the baby! And now he's going to... SPIDERJOHN!!!!

John, you are not the fucking BATMAN. And as I said before, SPIDERMAN climbed the walls.

Spider-John, Spider-John, fixing whatever Rodney did wrong.

Sam, not all science geeks are as cool as you, because they didn't spend the last ten freaking years dealing with Jack and Daniel and Teal'c and Cameron and Vala.

DON'T FALL JOHN!!!! Rodney would actually CRY. And then find a way to bring you back so he could kill you himself, because you made him cry.

Okay, now is when you throw your arms up in the air and scream 'I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!'.

No, maybe not, since you SET OFF THE FUCKING SELF-DESTRUCT. I'll fill in for Rodney. "YOU IDIOT!"

Aw, Ronon has toys. He's so cute when he's giddy.

Stupid question, asking the marines if they have C-4. Oh geez, only one block? WHY ISN'T CADMAN THERE??? SHE'D HAVE SEVERAL BOOM BLOCKS!!! BASTARDS.

Poor Jennifer, RONON HAS FAITH IN YOU!!!!

Teyla? WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK IN THAT.. Oh, good, she heard me.

Ronon and Jennifer make BIG BOOMS!!! Only, in the wrong direction. Hahahaha. "It's a lot stronger than a shark."

You know, too bad communications didn't work, you could tell Ronon how to make the boom work.

Samantha Carter. You have an unknown amount of time to stop the self destruct before it blows you all to kingdom come. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Rodney, ARE YOU STUPID. Of course she wants you too. And I'm still hearing the 'this isn't working' vibes. She can't deal with Catastrophycist!Rodney.

Obviously, she lets Sheppard figure things out, and lets Radek take the dangerous tasks. DON'T GET STUCK RADEK!!

Awww, Ronon is so bonding right now. Jennifer, we love you, you smart little doctor you. RODNEY LIKES GENIUSES!!! Bad Kym, you don't need a new ship

Hahahahahaha Radek is cursing at himself.

RADEK SAVED THE DAY!

There was almost Ronon/Jennifer kissage!!

Heehee, Hamster!Radek.

Oooooooooh, Ronon and Jennifer are so cute. And they can TOTALLY see through you Ronon. Get used to it.

FLAWS, RODNEY!!! FLAWS. And they are shortcomings as well. It's good that you admit them.

Also, why the hell should you have to change in order to be her... OMG! OMG! OMG! *pats Rodney on the head* Good boy.

Also, KATIE WAS TOTALLY LYING. And good of you to realise that she's too good. Not for you, but her mood is just way too sunny and happy to mesh with you. She doesn't -want- the dark parts.

And wow, he just figured out what she meant by goodbye. Poor Rodney. Go get drunk with John.

Comments

[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm afraid it's the kiss of death for Rodney & Katie. I like Katie, but she's too sweet for him and definitely doesn't have enough of a backbone to tell him to get up off his ass & start thinking again. :-s

Ronon & Keller was amusing - I laughed hard at their antics & was like, "Okay, so the *doors* can withstand the impact, but the *windows* give way that easily?"