Crack Moments

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• 15:10 To my Feline Overlord: My head is not your pillow. I can't feed you if I'm dead. #
• 18:32 @greggrunberg Careful. You never know what you'll be linked to with that sort of request. #
• 19:03 @Kajivar @tinylegacies @Landslide418 Dove truffles and Peeps are my downfall. Oh, and chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. #
• 20:16 @Kajivar That wouldn't be dirty anyway, it would be SCARY. And the chocolate on the thighs... sounds like a Valentine's day special. :D #

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